RamblingPanda

Their moist brain made them do it.

Trust me bro, it's just... we love you so much, we wanna know more about you.

Apparently, this is the way 😐

Think of the Loch Ness Monster and use tree fiddy and you're much closer

I've not yet been able to get a diagnosis, but it's mainly seeing myself in those memes, reading into it and realising this might be what I've struggled my whole life with.

I'm relatively new in my company and I've been hired to structurize and modernize the development. Project #1 I'm on, I've introduced bleeding edge things like pipelines with building, testing, etc., I've introduced renovate bot to keep us up to date, and I'll introduce linting next.

They will probably kill me, but no way I'll let them have > 2000 lines of code in one file.

*Liberating

Almost never, except when it is.

And on top it chops your fingertips off while automatically closing the charging port.

OK 💖

Hey Trump voters. You did this.

If you're in Germany, don't do this.

(Because legally binding contracts are legally binding, you would violate both and probably get fucked over income taxes, dunno. On the other hand, companies are bound to contracts as well and you're protected from bullshit like that)