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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Incest is fucking relative.

[–] meme_caster@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

the greatest pasta thats ever lived

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 17 points 21 hours ago

This is wrong on so many levels

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Namastiggetti 🤌

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lifehack for cooking spaghetti in a tiny pot like that:

  1. Take however much you want to cook out of the package and hold it in one bundle in your hand.
  2. Set it down vertically in the middle of the pot.
  3. Now, let it go with the tiniest amount of spin. With a bit of practice and luck, it should fall outwards in all directions, forming a spiral of spaghetti.
  4. Once the spaghetti become soft, you can start pushing them inwards into the water much sooner, because they're not at such a harsh angle to the wall of the pot.
[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

this is not a lifehack, this is how they are done since I was born. Any other way is just weird.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

Okay, well, maybe you could've told me then. I had to find that out myself...

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's easier for me to put my spaghetti in a blender before cooking. It allows for the spaghetti to all cook together at the same time, with a consistency making it perfect to drink my refreshing pasta on warm Summer days on the deck.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but are you adding enough milk and flour to your blend to trap the flavor in the fats?

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

For a fat free option I strain the juices into a cup, and add some ice before reheating.
It makes for a nice refreshing drink on warm Summer days on the deck.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Genius....I never thought to try that.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, in that case, I have a lifehack for you, too. You can actually buy instant spaghetti smoothie in the store. Just mix the powder with water and it's done. The brand is called "Flour".

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That brand is gross, it doesn't even taste like pasta

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

Subvariety semolina flour?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Alternatively, grasp the bundle with both hands, close to the middle. Rotate your wrists quickly in opposite directions to exert enough sheer force to cleave the spaghetti in twain.

I don't know why, but the outcome is tastiest if you Robot Chicken an Italian grandmother to watch you do it.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

If you're rotating, thats torque. Specifically = Σ_i^n F_ir_isin(theta_i)

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

This image is brutal

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is unsafe, please snap the pasta in half before putting it in, long pasta is bad for your digestive system.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

... do you not chew your food???

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why would I light it on fire if I was just going to turn around and chew it?

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago

For the flavor

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

have you considered long pasta is fun?

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Yeah but at some point too long is just too damn long. Ask a snake, this is a common issue.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

Nice to know incest has been burned🙏

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just like mom used to cook

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

incest

just like mom used to cook

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Smells like my bfs colon 😍😍

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 3 points 13 hours ago

spoilerCOLOGNE, IT'S A PUN ABOUT COLOGNE

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 8 points 20 hours ago

Omg ur bf has the BEST smelling colon!!! 🤤🤤🤤

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 21 hours ago

I have many questions...

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 4 points 21 hours ago

No, le falta un poco más

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Italian incest to be precise.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)