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[–] Xkdrxodrixkr@feddit.org 63 points 1 day ago

relevant xkcd

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had a ... different experience

[–] bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together" is this a reference to something I don't get?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I have no idea but it's the reason I posted that screenshot lol

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I wonder if it has something to do with "frogs" in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. "Stitching" kind of works with masonry as well...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago

Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I'm on 3.5 because I'm not paying for this

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

The free version of ChatGPT is 4o or 4.1-mini at this point. You can't even access 3.5 without paying, ironically, since it's legacy now.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago (4 children)

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn't help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess the dude's home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

[–] gradual@lemmings.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If this is scary to ya'll, it's what happens whenever you give apps access to your 'fine' location.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 day ago

OP apparently lives in "Surfer's Paradise", just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 102 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] sniggleboots@lemm.ee 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude's address. Oops

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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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[–] mrerr@lemm.ee 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago

Hahaha

Incoming drone based deterrent

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

atleast censor your address bro wtf

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's a good: "don't fuck with me" if i ever saw one.

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