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[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 206 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Something something people live in cities

But in this case, I choose to believe that there's a casual link

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] griff@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago

cuz, casual is a cause unto itself!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Big foots live in cities

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does no one divide by population?!?! We could finally start learning from these maps.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's generally frowned upon to cut folks in half.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Not in 18th century France

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This was exactly what I was expected in these comments

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i bet you can even see the map from space!

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

US broadband access.

US city lights.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The city lights must be causing the broadband access

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Well, it's lightspeed, duh

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago

5G makes people glow.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bigfoot emits 5G waves which are turning people into furries

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Need a photoshop of the classic blurry Bigfoot image but it's a fursuit lol

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

We have to put an end to this madness.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

Not my wife, why do you ask?

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Bigfoot was just the first Furry in his homemade fur suit.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

First? Or last? 😏

[–] jenni007@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You can’t beat stupid.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??